i wish my life was like the twist & shout scene in ferris bueller’s day off but if anything it’s more like the scene where cameron is hopelessly staring at that seurat painting while his friends are making out
GET OFF MY LAWN
They should make a spin-off of “Justified” that stars Jacob Pitts and call it “Objectified.” In every episode Tim Gutterson will shoot someone and then take off his clothes.
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Real life name: Jenna
Nickname: Jennerator, Jennocide, Bad Horse, Rum Pockets
Birthday: August 19th
Sexuality: Queer as the day is long
Height: 5’ 6”
Time zone: Eastern
Local time & date: 2:25 pm, September 2nd
Average hours of sleep a night: ~6-7
Last thing I googled: “rust cohle infj”
Most used phrases: bro, darling, light of my life, all that jazz, let’s not and say we didn’t, garbage person, winky blinky, die in a fire, etc
First word that comes to mind: ramshackle (dunno why)
One place that makes me happy & why: driving by myself with music blaring because I feel centered and in control
How many blankets I sleep under: 1, a quilt
Favourite beverage: diet coke with lime
The last movie I watched in the cinemas: The Trip to Italy
Three things I can’t live without: cats, feminism, hair dye
Something I plan on learning: how to relinquish control once in a while
A piece of advice for my followers: go easy on yourself. we’re all just trying our best to get through every day.
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
Jesse was so nervous of this scene. He is so stupid because he is so good in it. He felt so under-prepared and he was so angry with himself and I think it was lovely because there was a real kind of support that we had for each other in this scene. In between takes he’d be really kind of nervous about messing up and he wanted to get it absolutely right, but I think his anger towards himself was nicely translated to his anger at me. And then on my side of it, he kept on giving me these wonderful little ad-libs for me to react to for the last part of the scene where he, you now, I think at one point I made him say: “I love you, you’re my best friend. Come, we’ll get married, and we’ll live in a house together.” Just to kind of like give me that right kind of reaction for the end of this scene. And he really generously, you know, embarrassingly told me how much he adored me. It was really nice. For this last bit.
#some days #when I think about the fact that #the words #I love you #Let’s get married #We’ll live in a house together #were spoken #out loud #by Jesse #to Andrew #and that is something that just happened in this life #and is real#when i think about that - it makes me want to remove my internal organs with a set of rusty pliers